CUSTOMIZED THEATRE!

The Red Terror Squad is now offering customized theatre. We will create a theatre piece tailored to your specific tastes for any occasion, for anyone. We do pieces for one audience member (eg: Welcome Back Laryssa!) and also for parties and all kinds of shit. Right now, at our special introductory price, you can get us for 15 minutes for 20 bucks! We'll take a week to work on the piece, and then perform it, wherever you want! YOU CAN'T LOSE!

To order a customized theatre piece, write to MaoMaoRTS@hotmail.com. Be sure to include contact information, audience and piece details. We're just trying to share our art and make some dough!

Don't know if RTS is right for you? Come see one of our free pieces (look in the New Poo section).

Order your customized theatre piece today, before our limited-time-only introductory offer runs out!