3/20/05 -

The Red Terror Squad proudly welcomes it's new recruits! Read all about them on the bios page. We've got some hot shit coming up, so check out our new poo section. MaoMao, Lenin and Fidel team up for a tour de force performance in April! Check it out bitches! RTS is stronger than ever, and ready to take on the world! HOOKER!!!!!

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12/29/04 -

Pee Wee Herman and an ancient vessel of claymation haunt my aural memory. I sit in front of my new Mac and dazzle myself with the ease of technology. I think how difficult it is for people in this world to learn to love. Lenin and Mao Mao will save the day. Prepare for trouble, make it double..

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12/20/04 -

As snow quietly stains my windsheild, I look to my back seat and see a semi-conscious Lenin blissfully mouthing the words to Chicago's "You're The Inspiration." I smile and feel secure in my artistic destiny, with this little ball of whore, and shift into fifth. Oh, Len, how long til my soul gets it right?

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10/4/04 -

Lenin betrayed. MaoMao adulterer. Catch Lenin's heated interrogation of the diaper laden bandit on October 15th. IT'S FREE! Check out the new poo section for details. MaoMao can't get away with shitting with another woman, no matter how noble the cause! HOW WILL THIS TORRENT DRAMA CULMINATE!?

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9/16/04 -

Back to school for one final year, before the Red Terror Squad is unleashed on the world. "Perhaps we'll take the pentagon first," Lenin says slyly. This year in New York will be a good one, I can tell. My knees are acting up and that's always a good sign. Check out the new poo section for updates on upcoming theatrical endevours. We love you, and we would do anything for love, but we won't do that.

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7/20/04 -

Well it's a been a few weeks since this old house has been worked on. We've got all the electricity up and running. Jessica bought a lovely new curio, and I'm going to use it to display my antique Santa Claus figurine collection. We've built in specialty ramps and a motorized chair on the staircase for Allison, our retarded friend. We've replaced all the flourescent bulbs with halogen so her epilepsy won't flare up again. But in all honesty, she's no fun when she's not feverin'.

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6/9/04 -

Tired of seeing theatre that wasn't made for you!? Then ORDER IT! Check out our new section about RTS Customized theatre for people, parties and other shit.

Also: I just found this on the web. It's from a review of Caitlin Heibach (our guest fake-Chinese Celine Dion in "Dykes in Holland") who apparently played Mr. Mushnik in an upstate NY production of "Little Shop of Horrors." This comes from the Genesee Country Express Vol. 2 No. 47: Electronic Edition for Thursday, August 27th, 1998:

"Caitlin Heibach played the overbearing Mushnik with zest and aplomb, and Dan Helbling lent a detached creepiness to Orin the Nasty Dentist. Both did exactly what they were supposed to do: make me cringe whenever they walked onstage."

Look for Caitlin in upcoming RTS performances with her friends zest and aplomb.

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6/5/04 -

Welcome to the home page of the Red Terror Squad, the most notorious, bad-ass, wacko-rama art duo alive! You are granted exclusive access to confidential, top-secret material. However, we can't guarentee your safety any farther, so enter at your own risk. But remember, we ride subways just like the rest of you.

Mao Mao: I'm interested in the classic.

Lenin: I'm interested in the polaroid.

Mao Mao: E tu, Lenin?!